Do you realize that earthworms are the shit? Earthworms are ugly, but that’s OK because if they can’t find love they can just reproduce with themselves. And anyway, they never get their hearts broken because they haven’t got hearts—they’ve got aortic arches. But they’ve got no spines, either: maybe in order to have a heart, you’ve got to have a spine.
Lololol I’m feeling exceedingly pathetic today lolololo—
but no srsly can i b a worm plz.
This is like the worst because I just want to know how I did on my final essay and I’m friends with my professor on Facebook but he just keeps posting pics of his cats and I wanna be like DUDE. GRADE MY PAPER.