i understand human beings surprisingly poorly, considering i am also a human being

i was probably supposed to be a plant or something but god just made a mistake

29 minutes ago with 3 notes

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

3 hours ago with 433,672 notes

POLL: what is outside your window RIGHT NOW?

23 hours ago with 4 notes

two guys literally just walked into the museum where i work and carried out part of an exhibit and i didn’t even stop them. i actually offered to help them. like they could have been thieves but they just seemed so gosh darn confident about it that i assumed it was supposed to happen. 

23 hours ago with 4 notes

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zazzle-poetry:

buy here

my birthday’s coming up