i must’ve watched pee-wee’s big adventure too many times during my formative years bc now my sense of humor is permanently bizarre af

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i have abs………..olutely nothing

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what even happens in antarctica

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you know what, i’m tired and i’m withering. i’m not staying in ohio anymore. i’m going to apply for schools in england and japan and egypt and germany and every place i’ve ever wanted to go. i’m tired of being in the same spot with the same people and everyone coming and going while i stagnate. 

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 Sly Panda

Dmitri Shostakovich holding a pig.